When Carl laments going unnoticed by everyone around him, Porter throws a "center of attention" spell on him. Carl finds himself transformed into Bennett High's biggest celebrity only to discover that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that getting 'unfamous' is almost impossible. Meanwhile, Jane is dismayed to find Brittany has joined the school newspaper staff. But Jane soon discovers that instead of stinking up the paper, Brittany turns it into a going concern and threatens to push Bennett's resident newshound off the front page!