Female-led sketch show featuring a collection of off-colour characters. The dodgy owners of the charity shop receive a very special visitor – can it really be Heather Mills McCartney? Love is in the air as darts team compere Tony has a special question to ask Anne. Tom Cruise's bodyguards give him some tips on how to please his new wife in the bedroom. Veronica and Christina watch army personnel in training and the Vampire Slayers try to raise some funds for their cause.