A long time ago, when wrestlers wore speedos and had back hair, the thumb wrestling ring was a place of heroic deeds, of fair competition, of honor. All was well, until an upstart named Senator Skull arrived on the scene. Skull wanted control of the Thumb Wrestling Federation, so he led a revolt that split the TWF in two. Those with respect and honor joined the Mighty Dexteras. Those with less than a thimblefull of decency joined the evil Sinistras. Now, Senator Skull and the Sinistras will stop at nothing to defeat the Mighty Dexteras, take over the Thumb Wrestling Federation, and perhaps the world! It's the schoolteacher versus the scoundrel of the seven seas as Miss Fitwell dukes it out with Captain Carpal. Miss Fitwell takes an early lead with a hard-hitting lesson about dental hygiene, but falters when the pirate and his parrot Polly pull some dirty schoolyard tricks. Can Captain Carpal maintain his advantage, or will he fall when Miss Fitwell gives new meaning to the term cage match?