Sketch show set in a parallel universe, in which a mix of celebrity cameos, unimaginable locations and impossible visual effects heralds a brave new world of comic possibility. Commander Bondo of the Clown Secret Service is tasked with thwarting a dastardly Ninja plot to assassinate Captain Goitre, leader of The Train Pirates. Melanie's relationship with Philip the Dinosaur reaches breaking point and Xotang the giant robot's holiday plans are ruined when he forgets his passport.