Not wanted in Fermanagh and not wanted in L'derry. Where should the two paedophile brothers from Donagh go? Super-size school uniforms go on sale but is obesity in our children on the increase? Would you give yourself a DIY tattoo or is it simply a recipe for disaster? Should real men cry when they go to the cinema? Or is blubbing at the flicks for the ladies? And give me a J O E L…we have cheerleaders in the studio...