Shut away in a tiny windowless practice room in a regional arts centre, Nigel endures his usual succession of bizarre pupils whilst wrestling with the latest curveball thrown at him by panicked Arts Centre manager, Belinda. Nigel is faced with having to up the rate he charges his students. However, he finds his negotiating skills somewhat thwarted by a guitarist with no strings, a Cameo tribute act and possibly the world's most confusing busker. Belinda meanwhile is struggling to cope with the Arts Centre's new emergency procedures - and therefore so is everyone else. Nigel Penny ..... Richie Webb Belinda ..... Vicki Pepperdine Other roles by Dave Lamb, Jim North and Jess Robinson Directed by Nick Walker Written by Richie Webb The producer is Richie Webb, and this is a Top Dog production for BBC Radio 4.