Novelist Marina Lewycka joins artist Grayson Perry and self-proclaimed "bird nerd" Professor Nicky Clayton to explain why they've brought along a bittersweet aria, an autobiographical rant about father/son relationships and a popular Argentine tune, in some frank and funny discussion. Find out what Mozart has in common with a pop song about a polka dot bikini; what happens to cross-dressers when they hit the age of fifty and what the sexual behaviour of birds has to do with the history of tango. With Phil Hammond. The Music Choices are: Dove sono i bei moment from Mozart's Marriage of Figaro Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Brian Hyland Surviving Twin by Loudon Wainwright III Pavadita by Alfredo De Angelis y su orquesta Producer: Tamsin Hughes. A Testbed production for BBC Radio 4.