The Goon Show
Classic material from one of the all-time radio comedy greats
The Goon Show - 08/10/2007
Neddie finds that he is the rightful owner of New York and sets off to reclaim his land.
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The Goon Show - 1985
Winston Seagoon battles the Big Brother Corporation. Can he survive Room 101? Stars Spike Milligan. From January 1955.
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The Goon Show - A Christmas Carol
Charles Dickens' Christmas tale takes a bashing from Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe.
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The Goon Show - African Incident
Seagoon is dispatched to destroy a bridge built by British POWs. Sound familiar?
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The Goon Show - Case of the Missing CD Plate
Wherever he roams, Neddie falls foul of diplomatic immunity.
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The Goon Show - Childe Harolde Rewarde
Neddy goes in search of Excalibur and ends up 'in the drink'. Stars Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. From December 1958.
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The Goon Show - Dishonoured - Again
Neddie Seagoon gets a bank job, but is it wise to put him in charge of the gold vault? Stars Spike Milligan. From January 1959.
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The Goon Show - Drums along the Mersey
A newspaper claims Neddie Seagoon is set to inherit a million pounds. Stars Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. From October 1956.
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The Goon Show - Foiled by President Fred
Gas meter inspector Neddie Seagoon heads to South America over an unpaid bill. Stars Harry Secombe. From November 1955.
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The Goon Show - Giant Bombardon
To help defeat the 'Ruskies', Seagoon must find a huge leather cannon. Stars Spike Milligan. Re-recording from October 1958. Radio 7 Premiere.
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The Goon Show - I Was Monty's Treble
The British hatch a cunning plan to confuse the Germans. But who (or what) is Eccles? Stars Peter Sellers. From November 1958.
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The Goon Show - Ill Met by Goonlight
Neddie heads for Crete to capture a German General in this classic episode from March 1957.
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The Goon Show - Insurance, The White Man's Burden
Insurance, The White Man's Burden: Neddie tries to set fire to the English Channel to claim the insurance. Can he get away with it? First heard in February 1957.
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The Goon Show - King Solomon's Mines
Seagoon loses the lot at roulette and heads off in search of legendary African riches. Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1957.
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The Goon Show - Lurgi Strikes Britain
Doctor Seagoon is dispatched to tackle a curious contagious epidemic disease. Stars Spike Milligan. From November 1954.
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The Goon Show - Napoleon's Piano
Neddie Seagoon is conned into pinching the keyboard played at the Battle of Waterloo. Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1955.
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The Goon Show - Ned's Atomic Dustbin
The Prime Minister and the Russians are interested in atom-free garbage. Stars Harry Secombe. From January 1959.
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The Goon Show - Operation Christmas Duff
With a festive pudding shortage for forces overseas, Neddie Seagoon takes action. Starring Spike Milligan.
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The Goon Show - Queen Anne's Rain
Min is counting rain drops, but why is everyone so wet? Is royalty to blame? Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1958.
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The Goon Show - Robin Hood
It's ye Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Wallace Greenslade in ye olde worlde Robin Hood.
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The Goon Show - Rommel's Treasure
Fleeing from Tobruk in 1942, Rommel leaves behind a precious box.
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The Goon Show - Scradje
With Britain's boots exploding, Neddie Seagoon tackles the nation's 'scradje' shortage. Stars Spike Milligan. From March 1956.
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The Goon Show - Shangri La Again
Neddie Seagoon escapes an invasion - and finds Utopia. Fantasy novel spoof with Spike Milligan. From November 1955.
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The Goon Show - Shifting Sands
Shifting Sands: The fort at Waziri was built on shifting sand and drifts into peril. From January 1957.
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The Goon Show - Six Charlies in Search of an Author
Neddie Seagoon in compromising x-rays? Surely not! Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe star. From December 1956.
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The Goon Show - Spon
Dick Emery fills Harry Secombe's shoes, but not his trousers, in this episode.
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The Goon Show - Tales of Old Dartmoor
Prison Governor Neddie Seagoon relocates his inmates to the south of France. Stars Harry Secombe. From February 1956.
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The Goon Show - Ten Snowballs that Shook the World
Neddie Seagoon attempts to auction the equator - from a raft. With Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers.
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The Goon Show - The £50 Cure
Kenneth Connor takes Harry Secombe's place as Ned picks up a lavish NHS prescription. From February 1959. New to Radio 7.
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The Goon Show - The Affair of the Lone Banana
Neddie tracks young Fred Nurke, who's vanished from his banana growing family's home. Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Battle of Spion Kop
Things aren't going well in The South African War - it's time to send in the cutlery. Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Burning Embassy
Peking's British Embassy catches fire, so fireman Seagoon posts off parcels of water. Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Call of the West
Moriarty and Thynne sell saxophones to the Indians in this cowboy caper. With Peter Sellers. From January 1959.
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The Goon Show - The Canal
Back home after 43 years, discover why Neddie must never go near the oily waters. Stars Spike Milligan. From November 1954.
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The Goon Show - The China Story
Neddie Seagoon is Britain's Ambassador in China and he's after cash. Stars Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. From January 1955.
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The Goon Show - The Choking Horror
The fiendish Germans sabotage London's monuments, leaving Neddie to find the solution.
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The Goon Show - The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System
Captain Seagoon investigates a mustard and cress flavoured mystery at Clapham Junction. Stars Spike Milligan. From March 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Curse of Frankenstein
Knockabout antics with bagpipes in the South Pole from Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers.
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The Goon Show - The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill on Sea
Constable Neddie Seagoon sets out to apprehend Minnie and Henry's Sussex assailant. Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Dreaded Piano Clubber
Henry Crun must face the music as a mad assailant threatens the Nation. Starring Spike Milligan. Re-recording from March 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Evils of Bushey Spon
Neddie is called in to oversee the decoration of a council lamp-post. With special guest star AE Matthews. From March 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Fear of Wages
Ignoring a telegram about Japan's surrender, Neddie Seagoon and company are still at war. Stars Spike Milligan. From March 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Flea
Neddie Seagoon is Samuel Pepys and he's having trouble with a flea called Francoise.
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The Goon Show - The Gold Plate Robbery
Ned Seagoon goes overseas to pursue some stolen booty, but can Bloodnok be far behind? Stars Spike Milligan. From February 1959.
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The Goon Show - The Great Bank Robbery
All set for the Long Distance Bass Drum Race, Neddie Seagoon is duped into villainy. Stars Spike Milligan. From November 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Great British Revolution
Revolutionary leader Neddie is duped into buying worthless weapons.
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The Goon Show - The Great Regent's Park Swim
Neddie Seagoon ends up splashing about when he visits a German scientist. Stars Harry Secombe. From October 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal
Seagoon must find the missing female salami with help from the usual characters.
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The Goon Show - The Greatest Mountain in the World
Neddie Seagoon attempts to climb a peak even higher than Everest. Stars Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe. From March 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Greenslade Story
The amazing rise and fall of BBC Home Service announcer Wallace Greenslade. Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1955.
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The Goon Show - The Histories of Pliny the Elder
It's The Romans In Britain, Goon-style. Seagoon, Eccles and Bluebottle are top of the bill at the Colosseum.
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The Goon Show - The House of Teeth
Valentine Dyall joins the crew to play an evil doctor with a novel use for dentures.
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The Goon Show - The Ink Shortage
Sir Bernard Seagoon sets out to corner the world market for writing materials. From December 1957.
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The Goon Show - The International Christmas Pudding
An eccentric millionaire funds an expedition for fragments of a famous dessert. Stars Spike Milligan. From November 1955.
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The Goon Show - The Jet-Propelled Guided Naafi
Grytpype and Moriarty set out to steal explosive plans for a secret new weapon. Stars Spike Milligan. From January 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Junk Affair
Neddie is duped into cornering the world junk market. From October 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Last Goon Show of All
Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers, Ray Ellington and Max Geldray reunite for a final fling. From October 1972.
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The Goon Show - The Last Smoking Seagoon
Ned's quitting nicotine, but Grytpype-Thynne has other ideas. End of the regular series. With Spike Milligan. From January 1960.
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The Goon Show - The Last Tram from Clapham
It was thought that all the trams had been melted down but there appears to be one still running. First broadcast November 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Lost Emperor
Archaeologist Seagoon hunts for the missing treasure of Genghis Khan. Stars Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. From October 1955.
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The Goon Show - The Lost Gold Mine (of Charlotte)
Neddie's odd discovery in some meatloaf sparks a trip to America to make his fortune. Stars Harry Secombe. From October 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Macreekie Rising of '74
Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Man Who Never Was
The Brits must trick the enemy. The 1958 remake of the 1956 spoof of the war film based on the 1953 book. Stars Spike Milligan.
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The Goon Show - The Man Who Won the War (Seagoon MCC)
How Neddie 'invented' the barrage balloon and other wartime (mis)adventures. Stars Spike Milligan. From September 1955.
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The Goon Show - The Mighty Wurlitzer
Neddie propels his mighty organ across and through the Sahara.
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The Goon Show - The Million Pound Penny
Two tales for the price of one - The Sockjelly Murder and the story of Ned The Miser! With Peter Sellers. From November 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Missing Battleship
When Grytpype and Moriarty steal a battleship, you just know someone's going to fall in the water.
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The Goon Show - The Moriarty Murder Mystery
Inspector Neddie Seagoon turns sleuth and meets a creepy undertaker. Stars Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. From January 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Mountain Eaters
Eccles and Ned set out to scoff Everest, with Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty in pursuit. Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Mummified Priest
Seagoon suffers a severe bout of 'lust for gold' and organises an expedition into the Egyptian desert. From September 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Mysterious Punch-up-the Conker
The Mysterious Punch-up-the Conker: From Feb 1957. Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe star in a thrilling pursuit of a mysterious nose assailant!
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The Goon Show - The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons
With the revelation that Neddie was once mass produced, can the original be found? Stars Harry Secombe. From November 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Mystery of the Marie Celeste (Solved)
Grytpype-Thynne advertises for a new crew for his seagoing mission to find the Marie Celeste.
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The Goon Show - The Nadger Plague
Neddie turns to witchcraft to thwart Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.
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The Goon Show - The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis
Admiral Seagoon is dispatched as bandits attack the British garrison. Stars Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan. From October 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Pam's Paper Insurance Policy
Moriarty and Grytpype-Thynne set about trying to drown Neddy Seagoon - for money. Stars Spike Milligan. From November 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Pevensey Bay Disaster
Neddie has to get to Pevensey Bay pronto, to foil a plot by Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.
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The Goon Show - The Phantom Head Shaver
As baldness breaks out in Brighton, is there a connection to a glut of cheap tobacco? Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Plasticine Man
Neddie assumes the role of a 6000 year-old man in order to resurrect his music career.
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The Goon Show - The Reason Why
Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan explain how Cleopatra's Needle came to be next to the Thames.
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The Goon Show - The Rent Collectors
Seagoon is sent to claim thousands of pounds back in rent arrears, but he falls in some water! First broadcast in January 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Sahara Desert Statue
What is Eccles doing with a cement sack and an imaginary piano? Starring Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers. From November 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Scarlet Capsule
Professor Ned Quatermass unravels a mystery around some enigmatic blue serge suits. Stars Spike Milligan. From February 1959.
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The Goon Show - The Seagoon Memoirs
Driving a piano on the Great North Road, Neddie must seek Bloodnok's assistance. Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Siege of Fort Night
Seagoon sets off to ask Henry Crun to invent a waterproof gas stove. Starring Spike Milligan. Re-recording from March 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Silent Bugler
It's 1902 and British secret agent Seagoon is heading to Dresden on a deadly mission. Stars Harry Secombe. From March 1954.
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The Goon Show - The Silver Doubloons
Neddie Seagoon must plunder a sunken Spanish galleon. Stars Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe. From January 1960.
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The Goon Show - The Sinking of Westminster Pier
Oyster sexing and salvaging Westminster Pier, with all the usual characters and sound effects. From February 1955.
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The Goon Show - The Sleeping Prince
The Sleeping Prince: Seagoon becomes President of Yakabakoo, tries to quell a revolution and finds the British Ambassador in his trousers.
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The Goon Show - The Space Age
Neddy and Crun attempt to launch Min into space, but she gets stuck up the chimney. Stars Spike Milligan. From November 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Spanish Suitcase
Classic comedy from 1954, with Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers.
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The Goon Show - The Spectre of Tintagel
Neddie reveals his Arthurian roots and goes in search of treasure, in deepest Cornwall.
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The Goon Show - The Spon Plague
Britain's gripped by a strange epidemic - leaving a path of bare knees in its wake. Stars Spike Milligan. From March 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Starlings
London is besieged by birds - in a special recording without an audience or orchestra. Stars Peter Sellers. From August 1954.
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The Goon Show - The String Robberies
Ace investigator Neddie Seagoon must solve a crime - and the link to Moriarty's sock. Stars Spike Milligan. From January 1958.
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The Goon Show - The Tale of Men's Shirts
It's 1942 and Neddie must stop the Germans explosive sabotaging of the British army. Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1959.
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The Goon Show - The Tales of Montmartre
Paris, passion and duplicity abound in the tangled lives of two talented painters. Stars Spike Milligan. From January 1956.
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The Goon Show - The Tay Bridge
On Scotland's crab-ridden shores, Neddie Seagoon's bridging a gap. Stars Spike Milligan. From February 1959.
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The Goon Show - The Treasure in the Lake
Neddie discovers that he's the heir to a Scottish fortune, but he must outlive the Laird.
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The Goon Show - The Treasure in the Tower
Neddie Seagoon and friends are on the London trail of long-buried valuables. Stars Spike Milligan. From October 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Vanishing Room
Inspector Ned Seagoon investigates the very thorough murder of Lord Cretinby. Starring Spike Milligan. From December 1957.
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The Goon Show - The Whistling Spy Enigma
Spy Neddie must make contact with his informer. But can he whistle the secret tune? Stars Spike Milligan. From September 1954.
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The Goon Show - The White Neddie Trade
Fearless Neddie launches a career as a nude piano dancer - with a difference. Starring Spike Milligan.
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The Goon Show - Tiddleywinks
Neddie sets out to wreak his revenge, following a defeat at the hands of Cambridge. From March 1958.
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The Goon Show - What's My Line?
Can anyone guess the unusual professions in a special edition of the 1950s TV quiz? Stars Spike Milligan. From December 1956.
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The Goon Show - Who is Pink Oboe?
Cowardly Captain Seagoon goes to war. With Peter Sellers on leave, Graham Stark's enlisted. From January 1959. New to Radio 7.
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The Goon Show - Wings Over Dagenham
Move aside Orville and Wilbur, Neddie is the pioneer aviator in this edition from January 1957.
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The Goon Show - World War One
England and France are at war. Eccles is at lunch. With Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers. From February 1958.
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The Goon Show - Ye Bandit of Sherwood Forest
Neddie Seagoon wants to be rich and famous, but does he want it enough to risk life and limb helping Maid Marion?
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