The Chris Moyles Show - Wednesday - with The One Show's Christine Bleakley

06:35 (00:05) – We discuss Chris’ training yesterday, Rachel’s fake trees which she bought on a well-known auction site. We’re on tour next week and we discuss how we’ll keep our training regime up to it’s maximum when we’re on the road. We also discuss soldering and chainsaws 06:55 (00:25) – Cilla Black was on The One Show last night talking about the Beatles, and that fella who used to play Lenny in EastEnders was in Liverpool doing a Beatles anniversary piece. Chris says that Christine Bleakley's hair is a wig, so we’ll have to have a look properly later 07:05 (00:35) – We talk some more about The One Show, and the random guests they have on there. We also talk about the ITV continuity screw-up which Chris spotted the other day. We also have more Muse tickets to give away later 07:15 (00:45) – We demonstrate what the Muse cue to call sounds like, but insist that people shouldn’t ring in now, unless they’re morons. We have a full board of calls 07:25 (00:55) – We talk about our forthcoming tour next week, and tell you how you can register for your chance to come and see us 07:35 (01:05) – We play the Muse cue to call, and announce that you’ve got just 20 mins to call in and try and get on the air with us to answer some Muse questions 07:52 (01:22) – We talk more about the tour and what Chris’ dad will sing. Rob DJ will hopefully sing as well. Chris and Dave are going to be in Plymouth this Sunday so need some suggestions on places to go 07:55 (01:25) – We talk about places to go and drink and eat fish 'n' chips in Plymouth. It then gets us onto a discussion about an imaginary Star Trek themed fish and chip restaurant called Captain Kirk’s 08:00 (01:30) – More Star Trek Fish and Chip puns 08:05 (01:35) – More fish and chip stuff and Christine Bleakley is here in the next room. Chris plays the 'sexy time' music to try and woo Christine 08:20 (01:50) – We do the Muse competition with Charlotte the horsey girl from Basingstoke. She wins and now just needs to work out who she’s going to take 08:35 (02:05) – Chris can’t find any fragrance-free deodorants anywhere 08:45 (02:15) – Christine Bleakley part one. We talk about how Chris thinks the people for Christine while she was away were rubbish. We also talk about spying on her when she’s having dinner with the use of a private detective 09:00 (02:30) – Tedious Link: The Chemical Brothers – 'Let Forever Be' 09:05 (02:35) – Christine Bleakley part two. Chris and Aled set up a fake Twitter account for her, and within minutes she’s got hundreds of fans. 09:15 (02:45) – Chris has been posting fake tweets for Christine. His next month or so is now sorted tweeting on Christine’s behalf. 09:45 (03:15) – Carpark Catchphrase with Steve from Aberdeen and Felicity De La Torre 10:00 (03:30) – We talk to Jo about how many times a day Chris 'has a session' and about Jo’s forthcoming Live Lounge Tour