The Chris Moyles Show - Wednesday

(iPlayer times in brackets) 06:35 (00:05) – Chris is in the studio and the rest of the team are on the phone, in a hilarious parody of yesterday. Chris analyses the factual accuracy of a certain tabloid's report on the start of yesterday’s show, which seems to include a couple of minor mistakes. Carrie’s fallen over in her skinny jones and it’s caused a sizeable rip in the bottom. Text 'bottom yes' or 'bottom no' to register your interest in seeing it 07:05 (00:35) – We debate Westlife’s music and Aled’s comments that he blanket doesn’t like them. Carrie’s bottom has now been photographed by Aled and is on Twitter. Dom says it looks like a fat elbow, which is ill-advised. He then desperately tries to back track with limited success 07:20 (00:50) – We send out best regards to Chipmunk, although playing Oopsie Daisy has reduced an emotional girl on a train to tears, as she’s just split up from her boyfriend. Chris watched the Take That Circus DVD yesterday, which is even more brilliant than he remembers 07:45 (01:15) – Dave is bottom of the Match of the Day mag league table. Aled says he’s fed up of the text abuse which is coming in via 81199. This can only result in one thing, an avalanche of obscenities 08:05 (01:35) – Phil the badger has been discussed on the review show, and J Magik and Wickaman admit that they can only hear badger now. Dave has some presents for the team in the form of badger t-shirts 08:15 (01:45) – We chat about the Chris Moyles Show advent calendar and then talk a little bit about Uganda with the aid of music. We then need to find the Tequila Uganda track 08:25 (01:55) – Chris has had a text from Yvie off of X Factor and we ask whether she can sing or whether she just coaches 08:35 (02:05) – We talk Uganda again with the help of our new impromptu song 08:45 (02:15) – We play the Christmas lights game, and today it’s Miss Frank from X Factor 09:00 (02:30) – Tedious Link: Zoe – 'Sunshine On A Rainy Day' 09:05 (02:35) – There's a massive factual mistake in the link and then it’s live to Aled and Dom via satellite on the roof 09:25 (02:55) – We’ve had some personal messages from Chuckie and Tony Byrne. Very funny, especially the Tony Byrne bit 09:35 (03:05) – Guess what Dave had for his tea last night? He had a curry from his Indian bonus scheme restaurant and after just 4 orders is now officially in credit 09:45 (03:15) – Carpark Catchphrase with Josh and Paula; we run out of time so they’re both back tomorrow. 10:00 (03:30) – Fearne doesn’t like talking on the phone and never answers when Chris rings