(iPlayer times are in brackets) 06:35 (00:05) – Chris is late, having got stuck at every set of traffic lights on the way in. Chris is wearing his new cardigan today and we then talk briefly about Katie Price in the jungle and then our Chuckie video which is now the 46th most popular video on YouTube in the world today. Which is amazing and ridiculous 06:55 (00:25) – We try and get everybody who hasn’t seen our video yet to have a look during the news 07:05 (00:35) – We talk about Katie Price and what she looks like. Chris wonders whether people find her attractive or not. The text decision is universally that they don’t. We also debate who you’d rather share a hammock with: Kym Naggy or Jimmy White. It’s a tough one which splits opinion 07:25 (00:55) – Edward Woodward has sadly died, and Chris pays his respect to him 07:35 (01:05) – We play the Christmas lights game. First one is Zoe Salmon, and the second is Laura White from last year’s X Factor 08:05 (01:35) – Rob DJ's Monday Night Pub Quiz 08:25 (01:55) – Quiz answers 08:45 (02:15) – Alan Carr is here; we talk about his new fitness regime and how he’s lost his back boobs 09:00 (02:30) – Tedious Link: The Shamen – 'Ebeneezer Goode' 09:05 (02:35) – Alan Carr part two. We talk X Factor and plug Alan's various projects 09:35 (03:05) – Chris shows us the cinema poster that doesn’t look like him 09:45 (03:15) – Carpark Catchphrase with Claire and Matt. Claire wins again and is going to be back on tomorrow with her Harmonica 10:00 (03:30) – Fearne chats about her appearance on Chris’ telly show last night