The Chris Moyles Show - 19/11/2008

6.30 - News and Sport 6.35 – Chris is on the phone for the start of the show due to sheer weight of traffic. Greg James has bought a second hand laptop off some guy, who’s left some downloaded stuff on it. We talk about the time that Joel mistakenly bought £300 worth of potatoes in a laptop bag. Sir Alan Sugar is on today which could go one of two ways. Chris has put a shirt on though so he looks like he means business. We’ve also had a message from Chico after we were looking for him yesterday 6.55 – Dave teases the mystery medical procedure he had yesterday. It involved a lady and a tube 7.00 - News and Sport 7.05 – We discuss the prostitution story in the news. Dave then explains the medical procedure he had yesterday. He had his ears syringed, and now he can hear much more clearly 7.25 – We talk about Craig from Caerphilly who we just met outside. We plug the I Player. Then Dave talks about putting olive oil in his ears prior to the ear syringing 7.30 - News and Sport 7.35 – Chris asks Carrie about the Maradona story in the news which he didn’t really understand. More about Dave’s HD ears and Jayne pouring olive oil in them. Then we talk about George and Joe Swash last night on I’m A Celebrity which was very funny 7.50 – Yesterday we got a phone message from Chico who we were trying to get hold off. Dom then gives him a call and we hear the results. He’s got a new album out, and we suggest what it should be called 7.58 – Lots of people have been texting suggestions for the album name. They are very funny 8.00 - News and Sport 8.15 – Aled is here and we talk about what Sir Alan Sugar is going to be like. The Stupid PR have told us not to mess around with him. We get the Sir Alan is here song out of our system 8.25 – We refresh the Barack Obama song and then Dave tries it with Sir Alan Sugar. Dom and Aled try it with Chico, which amazingly they get wrong 8.30 - News and Sport 8.45 – Sir Alan is here already and we go through Chris’ questions, and whether they’re appropriate. Chris has got to go out with Parf Daddy tonight, so is wondering where to go and whether he’ll get to watch the football or not 9.00 – Tedious Link – Sum 41 – 'Fat Lip' 9.05 – Sir Alan Sugar band one. We talk about his background and his early days of business 9.25 – Sir Alan band two. We do the listeners' questions and then Chris gets grief from Sir Alan for not doing the apprentice. Very funny and slightly uncomfortable 9.30 - News and Sport 9.45 – Carpark Catchphrase with Ryan and Hazel. Ryan wins and is back tomorrow 10.00 – We talk to Coxy about her dreaded trip to the dentist