The Chris Moyles Show - 09/06/2009

Tuesday 9th June 2009 06:30 – News and Sport 06:35 – We have a natter with Emma the prison officer in Chelmsford, who’s not got anything to say, but is very entertaining none the less. We then run through today’s exams, and discuss Latin, Spanish and Home Economics, amongst other things 06:55 – We discuss what it might be like on prison radio, with their captive audience. Chris demonstrates how it might sound 07:00 - News and Sport 07:05 – More about prison radio 07:10 – We have a chat to Jamie the trucker from Castle Donington who’s on his way to Glasgow. We then play him our Lorry Driver parody which he’s never heard 07:20 – We have a quick chat with Kate from The Apprentice to try and get her a job. We then talk about Dave and Aled DJ-ing in Norwich on Saturday 07:25 – The weather is rubbish today so we try and help Dom with his forecasting 07:30 - News and Sport 07:35 – We read out a whole load of texts from people saying how sunny it is where they are, in stark contrast to Dominic’s grim weather forecast 07:45 – Rob DJ's Monday Night Pub Quiz 07:55 – Quiz answers 08:00 - News and Sport 08:05 – Chris wonders what it would be like if he told everyone where he was on Twitter. Would thousands turn up to see him at the bandstand in Regent's Park? Dave could do it as well, but he’s got a business meeting tomorrow lunchtime. Carrie could get everyone to come to her legs, bums and tums class. Text in now if you’re interested 08:20 – We have another reminder of Carrie singing 'I Kissed A Girl', ahead of Katy Perry’s arrival tomorrow. It’s brutal, and we might be doing another Karaoke evening somewhere secret very soon 08:30 - News and Sport 08:35 – We have a refresher on the lovely messages for Dom’s new baby daughter Tilda 08:45 – We try and play Nickleback, but unfortunately it keeps jumping, so we’ll have to leave t for now. Rachel says that lots of people like Nickleback, although Chris challenges her to name three of them 09:00 – Tedious Link – Faith No More 'From Out Of Nowhere' 09:05 – We talk Download 2009 at the weekend, and run through some of the line up 09:20 – Chris is thinking about doing something amazing tonight and going to bed early at 9ish to get some much needed sleep 09:30 - News and Sport 09:35 – Dominic has prepared an impromptu relaxation tape, to help Chris drift off. He tells him he’s a tired mackerel in a sleepy harbour 09:45 – Chris conducts an experiment to see if Carrie can sleep through Cheggers' Pop Quiz 10:00 – We talk to Jo about Chris’s early night, and Jo encourages us to watch her beer can foot opening video