Stephen Nolan - 14/08/2010

Tescos are selling engagement rings for £15. On Mars, these are acceptable. On Venus, they are NOT. When has it become strikingly obvious that you are living on a totally different planet from the opposite sex? What a way for Blackpool to start the season - 4-0 away at Wigan . Toy Story 3 has just become the highest grossing animated film of all time. Is animation adult entertainmnet or just for kids? The Head of the Association of Chief Police Officers, Sir Hugh Orde, has called for the bonuses to be scrapped saying that they "had no place in policing". Former Det Supt for Lancs Police Mick Gradwell tells us he was on £70,000 with a £3,000 bonus for leading murder inquiries. A study found that on average there are eight dives in every match. Former Arsenal player Perry Groves says divers should be banned for 10 games. President Obama's backing plans for a mosque near Ground Zero. Pamela Geller from Stop The Islamification of America says he is dishonouring the dead but Shahed Amanullah says she's just upset Muslims are visible anywhere. The Telegraph's front page says taxpayers' money is being spent on prostitutes and trips to lapdancing clubs - under schemes to give more independence to the disabled. Dr Tuppy Owens from the sex and disability helpline Outsiders is disgusted at the Telegraph for scandalising the very normal sexual needs of the disabled.