Paul O'Grady - ...the one where Paul realised he didn't want to be a funeral director

Last week it was Vera's birthday, this week it was Paul's producer Malcolm's. In other exciting news, Paul told us about how his banana was confiscated before he had a chance to eat it on a plane, and his other listener remembered her shipboard romance. There were All-Star Triples from Olivia Newton-John and David Bowie. Mike Post's theme from 'Hill Street Blues' was the Lost TV Theme and Denny McLain's version of 'The Girl From Ipanema' accompanied the White Russian Cocktail: please drink responsibly. You can take part in the show any time, just email [email protected] or write to him at Radio 2, London W1A 1AA.