Dad finds himself being quizzed about his friendship with Gordon Brown and his SAS training when seven-year old Ben takes his talent for lying to a whole new level. Mum makes plans for a romantic night in, but first she has to get rid of Karen's little friend and Karen's friend's overwrought mother. As the romantic evening recedes into the distance, Jake raises fears about his friend's parents' divorce, and calls from his form tutor bring more alarming news.