How Not To Live Your Life

20-something Don is a man with bad luck and even worse instincts, whose overactive imagination is always in full flow in the form of quick-fire fantasy sequences as he imagines what he would really like to say. Don goes on a field trip with Abby and the kids from her school. This attempt to show her he is a good, decent man goes horribly wrong when he gets the 10-year-olds drunk in a country pub.