Grumpy Old Holidays - Episode 3

Series in which grumpy celebrities ponder life's many disappointments. Grumpy people and holidays are not a good combination. But grumpy people and camping is a deadly combination. Putting the tent up is like your worst self-assembly nightmare, but with some drizzling rain thrown in. A caravan, then, would be a lovely idea - not. What about the Great British seaside holiday? With some character-building weather, what could be nicer ?