Have you been out on a date, got home and received a slightly cryptic text which you can’t work out? The Dating Translator is here to help decipher those messages and tell you what the person is really trying to tell you. If you’ve received any of the following then listen back and find out what they mean: • I really like you but I don't know what I want at the moment • I don't deserve someone like you • You're too perfect for me • I love you, but I'm not in love with you Toady’s Music Generator was Fake Blood ‘I Think I Like It’ for Emma in Durham.