Sitcom written by and starring Sanjeev Kohli and Donald McLeary, set in a Glasgow corner shop. Mrs Muirhead's devotion to the scale model of the Titanic is as doomed as the ship itself. Ramesh ...... Sanjeev Kolhi Dave ...... Donald McLeary Alok ...... Kayvan Novak Sanjay ...... Omar Raza Derek ...... Tom Urie Father Henderson ...... Gerard Kelly Mrs Muirhead ...... Maureen Carr Janice McGheagy ...... Gabriel Quigley Directed by Colin Gilbert.