Satirical comedy by Alistair Beaton. Old hacks meet new media in the newspaper industry. In order to increase sales of the newspaper, the marketing department decide to give away a free wall chart - with disastrous results. Maddox ...... Robert Lindsay Oliver ...... Alex Jennings Amelia ...... Elizabeth Berrington Tasneem ...... Zita Sattar Masha ...... Debbie Chazen Freddy/Waiter/Voiceover ...... Ben Willbond Announcer ...... Matt Addis With additional material by Tom Mitchelson.