After meeting a Tour Operator in the street whilst doing his daily chores, Arthur joins a Tour Bus giving guided journeys around the city - and is, as only Arthur can be, hugely disappointed with his experience. Misunderstandings and misinformation abound, and after a stop to buy some pies from the market Arthur heads to the Shoulder of Mutton to talk through his annoyance at the day-so-far with Jack. He comes up with a plan to develop his very own and much improved tours of the city and, not having a bus at his disposal, decides to conduct walking tours. Whilst starting this new venture in earnest, Artrhur's best-laid plans, as usual, don't quite go as he'd hoped... Cast: Count Arthur Strong ..... Steve Delaney Woman/Market Trader/ Shop Assistant/Old Woman ..... Melanie Giedroyc Tour Operator/Official/ Jack/Old Man ..... Dave Mounfield Announcer/Tour Guide/ Man/Aussie ...... Alastair Kerr Producers: Richard Daws, Mark Radcliffe & John Leonard A Komedia Entertainment & Smooth Operations production for BBC Radio 4.