Count Arthur Strong - one-time Variety Star and now sole proprietor & owner of Doncaster's 'Academy of Performance' - is a show-business legend, raconteur & lecturer extraordinaire. In each of the 6 episodes of this sixth series we hear, as ever, a confused, muddled & often challenging 'day-in-the-life' of Count Arthur - with his mixed-up delivery of words and forthright self-delusion. When Arthur attempts to return an item of clothing to a local shop, things don't go quite to plan - leading him to take some 'legal' advice at the Citizen's Advice Bureau. With an ever-increasing list of complaints, plus the possibility of having to acquire a puppy (or puppies) to boot, Arthur's day doesn't go quite as he'd hoped. The occasion does give him a chance to take a trip down memory lane, however, re-living an acting moment in a legal TV drama - which of course enables Arthur to give some sound advice of his own! Cast: Count Arthur Strong ..... Steve Delaney Announcer, Shop Worker, Mr Smith & Wilf ..... Alastair Kerr Geoffrey, Jack, Person & Advisor ..... Dave Mounfield Sally, Brillo & Receptionist ..... Mel Giedroyc Producers: Richard Daws, Mark Radcliffe and John Leonard A Komedia Entertainment & Smooth Operations production for BBC Radio 4.