Arthur is informed by Malcolm that there is an emergency meeting to be held in order to discuss raising funds for the local Church Hall, which is in dire straits and requires important improvements to remain open. In true Arthur style he comes up with an idea or two to help the fund-raising process, hoping to involve as many of his friends in the process. With an idea finally put to the committee and inevitably agreed to, after Arthur's persuasive words, the 'stage is set' for a fund-raising project that will surely turn heads and raise Arthur's personal profile as well as the much needed funding for the Church... Cast: Count Arthur Strong ..... Steve Delaney Man, Wilf, Policeman ...... Alastair Kerr Ref, Geoffrey, Child ..... Dave Mounfield Mother, Sally,Woman ..... Mel Giedroyc Malcolm ..... Terry Kilkelly Prodcuers: Richard Daws, Mark Radcliffe & John Leonard A Komedia Entertainment & Smooth Operations production for BBC Radio 4.