Spoof reminiscences of a former variety star. Count Arthur Strong is an expert in everything from the world of entertainment to the origins of the species, all false starts and nervous fumbling, poorly concealed by a delicate sheen of bravado and self-assurance. Arthur steps in at short notice to play a prominent role in a Murder Mystery evening for Lord and Lady Preston, his new 'best friends'. Who committed the heinous murder? Can Count Arthur solve the case? Did he do it? Was it the butler? With Steve Delaney, Mel Giedroyc, David Mounfield and Alastair Kerr. A Komedia Entertainment/Smooth Operations production for BBC Radio 4.