Spoof reminiscences of a former variety star. Count Arthur Strong is an expert in everything from the world of entertainment to the origins of the species, all false starts and nervous fumbling, poorly concealed by a delicate sheen of bravado and self-assurance. Not one to turn down a free dinner, when Arthur sees an advert in the paper for free trial membership of a new gym, there's no stopping him. There's just one thing - to qualify he has to get the doctor to give him a clean bill of health. Still, that won't be a problem. Or will it? With Steve Delaney, Mel Giedroyc, Dave Mounfield and Alastair Kerr. A Komedia Entertainment/Smooth Operations production for BBC Radio 4.