A group of sixth form students living in Abingdon enjoy a final romp with adolescence. To impress DK, Ollie films Jas naked in the shower and sends him the clip. When DK promptly forwards the clip to the whole college, Jas is furious and dumps Ollie. Matt is desperate to lose his virginity but, when he tries to move his relationship with Chloe too far too fast, she can't cope and dumps him. Matt sees the film of Jas naked and falls madly in lust with her. Jas seizes her opportunity to get back at Ollie. She offers Matt what he desperately wants: pity sex. Ollie is outraged. He decides there's only one effective way to get revenge on Jas and Matt: to make them even more jealous of him than he is of them by seducing Chloe. Meanwhile, DK has teacher trouble. The Principal has found a tough new geography master, Andy, who is determined to stop DK mucking about in class. So DK resolves to get Andy sacked. His plan? To pull an outrageous stunt involving a high window, Ollie, and a bottle of ketchup.