Sketch series set in a strangely familiar fictional Scottish town packed with comedy characters. The Burnistoun hitman discovers it's not easy to assemble a weapon of choice. There's an extremely awkward question about to be asked on the top deck of a Burnistoun bus, and a visit to the town's first-ever cloning warehouse. Meanwhile, a local photographer hopes to develop a relationship with wannabe popstar Kelly McGlade. Burnistoun's self-appointed sex therapist is forced to come to terms with the fact that he's not as young as he was. Created by writer-performers Robert Florence and Iain Connell, with Kirsty Strain, Richard Rankin and Allan Miller.