Alex, aka The Dark Lord, presents a blend of music and conversation. This morning, it is an All-New Monday with a bunch of brand-new topics; Invention Prevention - where would we be if certain things were never invented? If plastic had never been invented, there would be no Jordan; also, we are lamenting recent World Cup disappointments in the thread, Soccer Sorrow. Plus, there is a stampede of newcomers into the 4.15 One-Off Canteen, find out what makes them unique enough to qualify. From Lester's Library there are new tracks from Mystery Jets and Marina Laslo, and a classic Queen track suggested by you for the Listener's Library. There is a track from our new Album of the Week by Scissor Sisters, a new Record of the Week by Amy MacDonald, and Pause for Thought from Clare Catford at 3.20am.