By Annie Caulfield. Craig has joined the army to get away from football, but somehow the game has followed him all the way to Basra. Has he got what it takes to be a hero? Craig ...... Daniel Abelson Mahmoud ...... Paul Chahidi Limping Ibrahim ...... Hassan Calaph Padre ...... Alan Coveney Julie ...... Sheila Hannon Laundry Ibrahim ...... Stephan Kalipha Hamilton ...... Chris New Sergeant Billy ...... Jonjo O'Neill Dave ...... Freddy White With Mike Ingham as himself. Directed by Mary Ward-Lowery.